Page 500 – Strip Tease
Mar09
on March 9, 2011
at 12:02 am
Chapter: Chapter 19 - The Big Night
Characters: Sara Valentine, Topher Taylor
500th update! Big Five-double-ought! Is it too cheeky to mention that it’s 500 pages with never missing an update?
I think it’s safe to say that Sara has really put her naughty schoolgirl act into overdrive. Big, tough, MMA fighter Topher Taylor seems rooted to his chair! Lots of confusion going on and you could say that it’s likely to postpone the start of this match. Or not. XD
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Awww tailor made what happened you werent checked and sealed with that made in china approval. Not cool man. Just Playing. Even Tim The Toolman Tailor off of Home Improvement wouldnt be able to do anything but make one of those obscure grunts in this scene. Great writing especially that line “tapping out like you thought morse code was gonna save your ass” I gotta use that one. Happy 500th w/o missing an update day.
Oh SNAP! Oh NO she didn’t! I think I heard a clown horn HONK she schmushed his face into her girls. And is that last Yaaay for Krystin coming in?
Is Sara totally out of her head? The Def Tech will lay her out for this! If that was my Joshie, you wouldn’t find all of the pieces!
[Bullwinkle]
I think I shall now be sick.
[/Bullwinkle]
I don’t know who’s going to be killed more and by who… If Krystin wasn’t motivated by possibly losing her job then this stunt will, without a doubt, get her motivated for sure… That is if there’s anything left of Taylor after Krystin’s family namely her father gets through with him…
This is the funniest update yet. Man, over the top. Way to get the crowd behind Krystin. Doing good work, Sara.
It is bad when a guy say help to that. Evil laughter
Oi vey!
No means NO!
<hiding in a closet while typing>
ok before she finds me. seems sara’s living up to her image (side note- i see dad isn’t exactly jumping in to stop her either and con-VIEN-ently shielding mom from seeing what Sara’s up to in panel 2) and how to get the crowd back on her side after her intial booed enterance.
another side note- interesting dynamic with the crowd from their first match to this one. In the first match Sara actually had a slight crowd favor edge over Krystin. (vet vs. newbie?). second time around it kinda swung to krystin’s favor as people were more familiar with her. now Sara’s plain booed to start until she went to <ahem> plan “D” and an expected big cheer for Krystin when she comes out.
Topher has perfected his “someone shoot me please” expression in panel 4 down nicely i think.
uh-oh she found me! <sounds of a beating can be heard, then brief silence>
“Careful Sassy, you might get Krystin big ass cooties giving poor Tofu there the time of his life. who knows what sorts of all you can eat buffets’ she’s been to!”
To boldly go where no man has gone before – oh, wait, we’re talking about Sara… To boldly go where several people haven’t been before, recently…
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Wait, Two-fer said “not here, not now” instead of never? Is he hedging his bets in case Krystin is busy later?
Yay, 500! I predict that I will have Michael’s job by page 1000! ::discretely places a plate of warm Dark Chocolate Cranberry Oatmeal cookies where everyone can smell them:: I also predict that Krystin shall be here shortly, not so much to save Topher’s lame butt but to spare the audience Where Everyone Has Gone Before. 😉 ::starts another cake diorama of Krysten dressing a beaten Sara Valentine in a novice nun habit::
funny..
Sara called Henry a stud..
now Sara lap dancing Topher..
Panel 2: that was fast, to take her skirt off..
Panel 3: Topher said “no here.. not now!!” why? will he be suspended in MMA?
Panel 4: the people cheering. waaaa!! first they boooo’ed her now cheer for her..
Question
I don’t like Sara doing that to me..
I rather go search for Chloe.. as Chloe doing that to me than Sara..
Chloe is hotter…
Moi cheri.. Chloe
I believe that last yay is for Krystin…She better watch it. Not that Krystin will lose her head over some guy. He’s nothing in her plan. It’s all going to be a world of pain for Valentine! Also cookie Oger to have Michael’s job, I’m a fan of that. He seems very useless disorganized. Gabby deserves better. And someone who can supply great treats in a time of stress always perfect!
Haha, poor Topher, he just HAD to get that front row seat next to Krystin’s family.
You stay classy, Sara Valentine.
Hey Strawhat Luffy, glad you are enjoying these updates and letting Topher have a bit of concern. I mean really, what can he do? 😛
LOL Dyna! Ah, Topher. But what is this thinking that the ‘YAAY’ is for Krystin. Krystin who? 😉
LOL @ 2O2BC!
Kurt, I think we know that Krystin will be ready for this match, but will Sara’s mind games put Krystin so far in the red that she won’t be able to concentrate? Can she still be ‘Def Tech’ if she’s out of her mind angry? And yeah, big Henry might have some words for Topher.
Thanks, Picky!!
Right on, Snowy. Ha ha! (looks around nervously)
Tell her, Goldengirl!
Poor jpiv. Minxy is unstoppable! Big Henry has his hands full keeping his girls from tearing up Sara. If nothing else, he figures that Topher’s fate is in Krystin’s hands now. The crowd sure has swung since their first meeting and I think both ladies find that just fine. The motivations of both have certainly changed since then. Topher….man, he certainly didn’t see the night going like this.
Big thanks as always GhostEraser!! ‘…where several people haven’t been recently,’ had me ROFLMAO. As for Topher, this is probably the worst case scenario because he’s Sara’s target on PPV-worldwide television. If nothing else (like Krystin), his MMA buddies will have something to rib him on when he gets back.
W00t Cookie Ogre, you know the crowd loves you. I think you may be on to something with Krystin’s forthcoming intentions. lol Sara being dressed in a nun outfit by Krystin is an interesting visual. XD
Hey MGC! Yeah, Sara is a quick draw when it comes to taking her clothes off. That’s a good question about him being in trouble with his MMA organization. He’s probably not doing himself any favors, but it’s not really his fault that Sara targeted him. Good question about the cheering in the last panel. You should see DynaMo’s theory above. 😉
Hey Vekara and another vote for Cookie Ogre! lol Yeah, we know Krystin’s a pretty goal-oriented woman so Topher shouldn’t play too prominently in her plans. Then again, seeing another woman hanging on the guy you’re seeing might alter things. At least that’s what Sara’s hoping for. Sara’s good at a lot of things and being catty is one of them.
Ninja’d by Chris! Well you know, as it turns out, Gabrielle flew Topher in, put him up in a hotel and got him that front row ticket. You don’t think she hoped something like this would happen, do you? XD
Man, Gopher’s probably more embarassed that he’s probably enjoying it. Not the best thing when Krystine’s family, including her scyscraper of a dad, is right next to him. As for Candy Ca… I mean Sara Valentine, she’s pretty much signing her own death warrent.
Congrats Albone! What a wonderful accomplishment! And thank you for making such an awesome comic!
Niiice Al, great update !! <3 Sara btw, she is my heel favorite in RV 😀
Oh man, Brooke may have a run for her money when it comes to “sluttiest pro female wrestler” if she keeps this act up. And I may have to change my preference against the goddess and onto…pleated skirts and nylons girl. 😉
Yeah.
Congrats on the 500th strip, buddy!
Donny, it’s true that Sara is taking her life into her own hands with this antagonization of Krystin’s loved ones. But Sara’s a vet so there’s a good chance she knows what she’s doing. As for Topher…is he WINNING? XD
Thanks Trishelle! 🙂
Svan, it’s good to know that Sara’s got some fans. 😀
Thanks Trevor! I don’t know if I could blame you for switching to Sara over Brooke. If nothing else, you might have a better chance with the sassy redhead. lol
No, he’s not really winning. He’d only be winning if the Molines weren’t there.
I’m sure in time, he’ll look back at this moment and laugh, but that’s a long time away. 😛
Sara is toasted with this. Seriously toasted especially in that kind of match. Also who ever said they’d like to get that from cloe gag me ugh. Cloe’s probably more diseased than sassy. Besides her stupidity might be catching as well.
The big 500!!! Way to go boss! I knew ya could do it!
Ok y’all Come up to my suite and we party! It’s all top shelf goods. All the girls will be there. Just… ummmm Don’t tell Gabs she’s paying…
All the girls..
including Chloe?
hehe
Oh YAY! 500!
I totally noticed that before now!
…
I did!
*ahem*
But anyway, many congratulations and sparkles!!
does cloe count as a girl I just thought she was an evil hag from hell. Oh wait not even hell would want to be asociated wtih someone whose not only evil but ineffective can she even wrestle my vote is for hell no.
Grats on reaching 500 nonstop comic strips! Sara is doing a great job of making Brooke look like a classy and refine lady in RA =P. I have a feeling that that the little school girl is going over that wall the hard way, ethier from the Def Tech or Momma Moline. I have feeling that it is not good for Taylor to be standing up and cheering anytime soon, at least without without some ice water lol.
Tiffany, I’m thinking that Sara is going with a ‘high-risk, high-reward’ scheme here. If she can get Krystin off balanced enough, she might be able to keep Krystin down for the 10 count. On the cover of my first sketchbook, I have Chloe KO’ing Sara with the Sweet Agony for a bit of irony here. I think Chloe is pretty evil and pretty petty too. We’ll find out soon what Chloe’s wrestling abilities really are.
Thanks Champ! Looking good to the Gabrielle-funeded, Champion style hosted party!!
Thanks Goldengirl!
jabberwocky, I agree that Topher is going to need a cold shower before standing up, least he hurt himself or someone nearby like Daddy Henry! Awkward!! Thanks for the congrats! 🙂
I know what she’s doing but there comes a point when your too mad to be thrown off balance. Anger CAN unbalance you but if channeled right can make a wonderful focus. Anger is not always a bad thing sometimes it can be a very good thing.
I can tell how much he does not like it…look how “hard” he tries to get her off.
Congrats on 500 strips Alan!
Oh yeah 500!! Gratz 😀
Topher: I need an adult!
Yeah, I would reference Family Guy. But seriously, though, dude is such a tool. If it were me… Well, that’s classified since it isn’t me.
But 500 pages, huh? Wow. Where does the time go?