Chapter 11-Page-13-Tacky Weirdo
This is Mistress Dark’s first match on the main roster, but some readers might remember her from Sabrina’s time in developmental. Mistress Dark seems to have upped her game since then and maybe more important, she’s on a mission. Can Brooke answer the challenge of the Dark Warrior?
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Raven wants her outfit back. 🙂
NICE, the DARK RAEN! But know all I need to know is she face or heel. Because even though she looks heelish with the DARK WARRIOR, she speaks as if she fights for good against arrogance & vain? I hope she is heel to be honest! lmao
i think her finishing move is called “Azerath Metrion Synthos!”
Now now, I think it’s only the cloak she took from Raven.
Any thoughts
Dark Warrior VS Celt Warrior?
Albone may I know the 2 victims?
Panel 3 and Panel 4
Sure I’ll face her and make her an object lesson for Brooke too. Hey I might come up with a special finisher for the dark one. I’ll call it the summer solstice!
I always thought Zombie Luna was like Kane or Undertaker. But now Mistress Dark may be Undertaker & Luna may be Kane, Possibly Mistress is RAW’s Bray Wyatt.
But HELL YEAH I agree with MCG, THE GOLDEN CELTIC WARRIOR VS THE EVIL DARK WARRIOR!!! ALBONE BOOK IT, EVEN BRENDA WANTS IT!!! lol
I don’t think she would use those words on Brenda, more like, Oh a true warrior, gulp.
They are two girls from Developmental. They may or may not show up later. The second gal’s gimmick though, is being ‘fabulous.’ 😉
Mistress Dark is becoming one of my fav now..
more matches for her Albone!
Albone, you just made Mistress Dark into a VERY POPULAR Heel! I like her myself. The only problem now tat I have is to either make 2 Mistress Darks in my game (the first 1 & the BUFF AS HELL 1) or fix the original one. lmao
Just make it Mistress Dark Senior and Junior LOL
Really? She’s barely been seen! lol
Just so long as I’m the other favorite, if not I shall make her pay.
The Catgirls are favs of the FACES (along with Brenda, Chen, & Sabrina), not the HEELS (who are Sun, Brooke, and many other but now add Dark to it. lol)!
Someone’s a sucker for big boobs.
Aphrodite knows her comebacks.
Not like me, imma always ready with the witty repertoire.
*nod*
Usually.
Mostly.
Sometimes.
…
*ahem*
Simple and to the point.
Now Brenda would have used the classic line: I float like a bee and sting like a butterfly
*ahem*
*rolls up the news paper* Come here, kitten
Brenda floats like a barge and stings like a paper cut.
I thought about going for stink like a barge but you got that covered. In spades!
Be careful of your taunts….Brenda is a founding member of the Extraordinary League of Female Wrestlers….the red hair division. She’ll tie you up in knots in ring center faster than you can scream “Aunty!”
Brenda: Pffft. Weak.
Swimmer: Pffft. She’s a founding member of the Ottoman Empire.
Psha! Your myopia extends beyond your poor wrestling to your knowledge of history. I launched a thousand ships. I inspired Alexander to be Great. I taught Shiva to dance.
And I took every belt I ever wanted. Including yours.
Yeah, but that’s just cuz you needed a bracelet.
Callow: Pufftt….has suffered one body slam too many….from none other than moi!
She learned from her verbal sparring matches with Monica.
Then Monica would school her on the mat… 🙂
Albone..
I apologize of posting this..
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I just post it because of the similar post..
lolz
Is that you?
no
He wishes it was! lmao
Star Boobs!
You rang?
Singular, anyway.
Looks like a tough match is coming up: go Brooke ;-)!
Yes it does, though it would be funny if she charges Brooke and Brooke kicks her in the head and the match ends.
Yeah…crazy if that’s how it went. O_o
I like this. Brooke is becoming more and more sympathetic.
That is good BUT BROOKE SHOULD REMAIN A HEEL!!! I think Brooke cold have done well in Helles Belles as The Hellish Double D Goddess.
Maybe she will be a heel you love and hate.
And she will lose in a sympathetic fashion.
Interesting… She talks big, but can she really back it up? She’s being compared to Bray Wyatt, but that is premature, I think, because the Wyatt family back up the scary talk with very scary results. Brooke here has something to prove. She has all the physical tools (and no, her bewbs don’t count) to be great, a good arsenal of moves… what she needs is more ring generalship and the ability to put those moves together effectively.
As for Brooke’s heeldom, remember that in RA who is a face or a heel depends entirely on crowd reaction. If the fans support you, you’re a face even if you’re a jerk (Xtina being a prime example). If the fans love booing you, you’re a heel. And if the fans just hate you, you’re X-Pac. 😛
I like the fans to cheer me way more than boo me.
Oh don’t get me started on the Wyatt family. Another triple team of boring cowards unable to hack it by themselves. There not even that good wrestlers. And I am unimpressed by this bunch of inbred swamp hillbillies with a Manson complex that is Bray Wyatt.
People have been comparing Jeff Hardy’s returning Willow persona with the Wyatt family. But I got to give it to Jeff. Not just because he did it first, but because he wrestles on his own and doesn’t constantly have a pare of big ugly chudds always with him getting involved.
Good one!
Oy…X-Pac heat. LOL
Ah, a newbie’s first time in the big leagues. Let’s hope Brooke goes easy on her.
Brooke go easy on her? *smile*
You give me shivers when you do that
…
I’m sorry, did Brooke say something.
I was distracted by the…
…
…shiny…
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Baby ‘Brina Watch!
Sabrina-Ripley is teething.
She is not a happy Baby Bear.
Not at all.
*shake head*
Do you think if you ran a finger over Brooke’s outfit it would squeak?
Imma pretty sure there is only one way to find out.
Who wants to try first?
Booo to painful teething! Booo to it!
down, girlz!
Aww, poor Baby Brina. Well, my mom has a little tip for teething that’s worked for the four of us, and my sweet little neice. You put some ice in a clean washcloth and keep it shut with a rubber band, then crush up the ice so it can move around and makes the cloth easy to bite. It’ll give them the chewing motion that they enjoy while teething, and the cold soothes the poor baby’s gums.
Use an ice pack or a frozen teaser for the little one.
So how many premier matches has a new talent ever lost? Brooke has lost all of her recent matches and in embarrassing fashion. Mistress Darks premier will likely make a good jumbo torn clip of her destroying Brooke.
jumbo torn?
Jumbo-tron, maybe?
Aiyaa! JC’s stupid iPhone!
despite brooke’s recent attempts at being more face-y i think Mistress Dark is going to come out on top… unless of course Amanda and Zombie Luna make their way to ringside, in which case the Teddy Long signal would need to be activated.
We NEED Teddy Long back. Holla, playa! You feel me?
Mistress Dark and the Towers of Doom could give the Hell’s Bells a run for their triple money.
Yep! The Terrors are legit, and you can’t discount Johann on the outside.
*remembering her battle with Luna*
Don’ I know it…
Tacky Weirdo sounds better in Aussie accent 🙂
I don’t think anything has ever been truer.
While I do kinda like Mistress Dark, I would have liked her more if I didn’t already know that she got boob job to go with the look. Kinda puts a hole in her fight ageist vanity and all that.
hehee ya noticed that did ya?
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It’s like a fight of blond boobs ageist goth boobs.
Which pair are you rooting for?! 😛
Cosmetic surgery doesn’t have to ONLY be about vapid vanity. It might be in an attempt for more self-confidence or to be more marketable. Yes, those two things don’t have to be at odds.
Still, it’s a very good point about Mistress Dark and her ‘mission.’ 😉
Egad, a heel being a hypocrite?! What is the world coming to?
Dang. This is going to be one hell of a challenge for Brooke. Lets see if all that Sabrina training will pay off. Though on a personal note, I’m enjoying Mistress Dark. Name could use a bit of work, but I really like her look and her attitude
It seems like Mistress Dark is the slight odds-on favorite. I think her dismantling the two other girls went a long way, and Brooke’s been in a bit of a slump, as she eluded to with Sabrina. Mistress Dark thinks most high-flyers are vain. 😉
Now what on earth have I done to give her that impression?
She likes looking for reasons to fight peeps. 😉
Poor Brooke. Completely outdone on the “lives her gimmick” front…
This made me LOL at my desk. XD
Brooke gets to throw down AND she has a new outfit? Bonus!
Dude, that’s a Haggis villain right there.
Kind of like that Japanese ghost story you wrote!
There’s a story I heard about once that took place at a harvest festival in the Appalachians before the coal mining companies dug up everything. Some witch supposedly came into town a wrestler she said she had conjured up. The guy was undefeatable. But a wrestler and his manager from the big city came into the scene and they showed the witch and her wrestler a thing or two 🙂