Can’t get around it. A ‘holy shit’ moment, defined by Sabrina doing an Ultrasplash from the top turnbuckle through a table and Brenda. Sabrina, Brenda and the table will never be the same again. But what do you guys think? Appropriate? Too far? This is new territory for Ultragirl.


Wrestlemania is this Sunday and I can’t think of a better day to have the Rival Angels Hangout! Be there, Sunday, April 8th at 11am CT. We’ll talk about Wrestlemania predictions, Rival Angels predictions and everything else you want to talk about while I’m working on the latest commission.


Wrestlemania Predictions

WWE Universal Title Match
Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar
Roman wins as Brock takes off for the next year or so, maybe a stint in the UFC.


WWE Title Match
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles
I’d like to think AJ wins this one.


Triple Threat for the WWE Intercontinental Title
Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor vs. The Miz
The Mix is going to take some time to be a new daddy, so its either Seth or Finn. I think Finn is the overwhelmingly smart choice, but because I don’t like Seth, I think Set is going to win.


Fatal 4 Way for the WWE United States Title
Rusev vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Randy Orton
I like everyone here except Orton. I’d like to see Bobby or Rusev get this one.


RAW Women’s Title Match
Nia Jax vs. Alexa Bliss
It’s hard to imagine that Alexa makes it out of ‘mania with the belt, especially in light of Asuka and Nia rumors swirling post-‘maina.


SmackDown Women’s Title Match
Asuka vs. Charlotte Flair
No matter who loses, I win! I’m not sure that Charlotte warrants taking Asuka’s winning streak out, and I hate to think what that means going forward, but if anyone with the backstage stroke to do it, it’s Charlotte. I’m not a fan of either, so I kind of don’t care.


RAW Tag Team Title Match
Braun Strowman and a partner vs. Cesaro and Sheamus
The real question is who will Strawman’s partner be. Big Cass? Big Show? Rey Mysterio?


Triple Threat for the SmackDown Tag Team Titles
The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The Usos
I think the Bludgeon Brothers should win this one, and kick off a big program for the Smackdown Tag Titles.


Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
On paper this should be awesome. I love Ronda, I really do, but her poker face is horrible. She looks like she’s going to crack and start giggling. If they keep her in-ring time to a minimum, she should be fine. I’m sure Steph will get up on her, but then fall to the armbar.


Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
Zayn and Owens will get their jobs back if they win, they will remain fired if they lose.
Shane does something stupid and Sami and Kevin get their jobs back. I am, of course, in favor of this. Two of the best workers period, its just a shame that KO and Sami are regulated to -this.-


Kickoff Pre-show: Finals of the WWE Cruiserweight Title Tournament
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali
Well booked program! They’ve been grooming Cedric for a long time, so I think they’ll put the belt on him.


Kickoff Pre-show: Inaugural WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal
Mickie James, Bayley, Naomi, Becky Lynch, Liv Morgan, Sarah Logan, Ruby Riott, Lana, Natalya, Sasha Banks, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, TBA
I get it, there’s only so much time, but once again, the Women’s division is regulated to a multi-person match, this time a Battle Royal. I’d be surprised if this gets 8 minutes. But, maybe Becky wins this one? That would be cool.


Kickoff Pre-show: Fifth Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Scott Dawson, Dash Wilder, Baron Corbin, Tye Dillinger, Mojo Rawley, Matt Hardy, Dolph Ziggler, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, TBA



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